Shazwani Buddies

February 7, 2016

Ferrari Terbakar !

Haha. Ko nampak tak tajuk yang boleh mengundang kecelaruan mental, fizikal mahupun makian abadi yang akan kau terima tatkala melihat tajuk yang tidak sewaktu dengan waktu makan tengah hari ni di post? (aku tengah lapo ni, jangan main-main k)

Ek elahhh, aku buat sikit je dah nak cop mohor dekat dahi aku 'SI ATTENTION SEEKER YANG NAK BAGI TRAFFIC JAMMED KAT MALAYSIA SEMAKIN PARAH'. Yang si polan bin si softlan daia buat tu tak apa pulak? Hidup tak pernah adil! Aku tak puas hati! Kita jumpa di tutty frutty satgi k. Aku plaintiff, ko depondan defendant. Ok? (--,)

Habis dah kisah ferrari terbakar walaupun aku tak jumpa satu cerita pun pasal ferrari. Bertabahlah dedatin and dedatuk serta kekerabat paku pakis semua. Anda dalam perhatian.

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Oh halo dan Assalamualaikum bebuah hati, jejantung pisang, peparu lembu sekalian. Ada sihat ka? Ya kalau tak sihat ambik itu minyak cap kapak tarok dekat mata kemudian telan semua. Settled in a wink minute! ^_*

Ok gurau, gurau! Gurau jehhhhh -_-"

Sensitip no korang ni tau mementang raya dah nak dekat. Eksyen dengan aku! Beli ceongsam tak habaq. Kita punyalah eksaited design kaler fancy-fancy gitu nak joget dengan naga sakti kut kut boleh improve tarian, bolehlah join komanwel dalam tarian naga nanti kann -_-"

Tak bangga ke? Bangga kan.... (bak kata sapik sengal,apa kau merepek ni setannn) haha.

Anyways hiways longways shortways mokways, apa aktiviti kenkorang semua hehujung meminggu ni?
Uiks, buatkan dibaca dek cikgu BM tatabahasa darjah 3 aku tu mahu dia tarik balik gred A taraf kepujian yang aku dapat tu kang (nak kena cerita ke? of course lahhh..haha)

Well, aku harini rasa beboring, sebab tu aku berblogging (pantun ke syair tu? err...). Yela almaklumla aku ni secebis blogger yang 'main bantai' punya kategori kan. Keropok lekor goreng cencalok pun boleh jadi cerita (jeling dengan muka bangga nak mampus!) :D

Haha ok taknak kaki. Taknak taknak! -_-"

Dear guys,

Suka gosip tak? Ek elehhh, konfemla suka. Korang jangan nak menipu sangat tak suka gosip. Abis yang mandi bilik air sebelah-sebelah sambil dok menjerit-jerit lecturer law ko beli kereta vampire tu apaa? haha. Tapi ni obviously la bukan gosip gosip liar mak janda pulang ke lorong mahupun Ops!shaheizy sam dapat tajaan kawin juta-juta tu kann. Haha ops ops ops. :-x

Taknaklah aku gosip. Blog gosip dah ada. Ko pegi sana. Aku taknak jadi macam kautaktakotdosakewani? haha. Paling teruk pun sebelum aku melalut sampai ke laut Asia Pasifik gara-gara gian sebab lama tak menulis blog sampai lupa noktah kat mana, baik aku cerita benda-benda yang membina kepala otak ke arah yang lebih helok sikit kan? Jangan kata hakak tak pahyonggg.... ohok ohok..

Hidup ni gais, perlu diteruskan. Waima kau pernah menghadapi saat-saat yang paling sadis pun dalam kamus hidup ko, ko kena terus beri peluang untuk hidup dengan lebih baik. Melalui kamus sadis tu ko kena pulihkan satu demi satu. Let bygones be bygones bak kata mat salleh celop sebelah kedai mee celop dekat Tanah Merah tu. Jangan dikesalkan perkara yang tak patut untuk dikesali. Buang masa buang hingus. Buang tahi hidung satu lagi sebab asik tersumbat jee (Eeeuww)

Bilamana ko gagal dalam sesuatu hal, jangan putus asa. Move on. Life is beautiful (haha,kenapa ko tak boleh blahh gila ni wani?haha). Macam ko main game kan, bila kalah mesti ko 'try again' sampai mak ko rasa nak hempuk controller tu kat kepala ko sampai belobang. Kan! Kalau aku, aku pecahkan je tv tu, takpun baling controller tu dekat rumah jiran sebelah. Kut kut esok boleh claimed. Paling teruk pun kepala aku yang kena hempuk balik. Gila kauu  -_-"

Exceli, banyak dah aku perati ragam manusia. Masing-masing memang nampak bagus sebab suka mencuba sesuatu yang baru. Mereka tepis segala risiko, tepis segala butthurt butthurt (ok ini over, over je), lagi..tepis segala kesakitan, tapis segala jus yang dah di blend tadi.. aku kagum! kagum sekagum kagumnya.
Yelahkan, kalau aku belum tentu mampu jadi se'osem' gitu. (osem ke?) haha. Tapi memangla, bila ia melibatkan hati, kekadang failed jugak dari tak terasa butthurt kan? (sedut hingus kuat-kuat..eee)

But it's okay, yang penting Malaysia tak patut tandatangan TPPA. Dah gila kau? Nak kena jajah lagi? (ehh..tetiba!haha)

Anyway for me, nothing change a lot 2016 ni. Cuma hati je tengah berbunga-bunga (bunga apa ko nak?bunga tahi ayam?tahi itik?tahi tikus?semua ada) haha. Tapi hati yang berbunga-bunga kembang mekar mewangi ni tak tahulah sampai bila akan kembang mekar mewangi nye. Kite tengakkk dan doa je la ye dakk :D

Cuma satu je lah soalanku buatmu si pemain hati, perasaan, ginjal, large intestine, small intestines, medulla oblongata semua...


 Hasil carian imej untuk nak bebel

Haa kan dah! Haha. Ko nampak tak? Dalam satu tajuk, juta-juta cerita aku boleh gabung. Kau hado? >_<

Yang sabar aja ya readers. K bye.

Toddles !


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April 29, 2015

Dewi With Passed Away Brain. Nyum..

Hai dan Assalamualaikum the dewa-dewa and dewi-dewi sekalian. Brapa jam work out harini? Ha? 2 saat? Em, gajah pun rajin pade ko nak kurus.

Whatsup?

Oh bercakap pasal 'whatsup' ni, tadi aku ada wasap member dengan short greeting ni.. "Whatsup bae?" Ko tahu die reply ape?

"Em wat sup ayam sup cendawan sup belut sup telinge beruk..nak mane bae?" 
*tak klakar ok bae, tak klakar* -_-
Ko tak rase ke nak panggang orang harini? 

Okayyy.. back to our main topic. Sounds interesting haa? Tak? Eh interesting la uols *sambil hantuk kepale sorang sorang kat bucu katil* . Trending tau sekarang. Kenape trending? Eh ko ni tak uptodate ke pasal isu terkini? *mata terbeliak hidung kembang*
Tapi takpelah, kalau ko uptodate sangat, boringla aku nak cerite.

Let me simplify dewi without brain. Dewi.. mean.. cantik.. mean.. beautiful word. Without brain.. mean.. otak dah passed away.. mean.. expired. Paham stakat ni student? Oke tak paham.

Haa die lebih kurang macam ni.. :D

Oke student, bilamana kite cakap pasal dewi with no brain ni means.. paras cantik tapi pengetahuan zero. But! Haa but.. bukan semua naaa orang cantik takdak hotak. Hang jangan buat pasai. Hangin kang ratu ratu cantik dunia nuuu. Depa menang sebab depa cantik dan bijak tau *sambil buat lambaian seorang ratu* puihhh.

Oke la, nak jadi seorang dewi.. pertama-tama sekali *fuhh baku gilerr* kenelah tahu, bukan mudah nak jadi seorang ikon kepada remaja remaja masa kini. Kalau ko sendiri tak tahu apa istilah dewi tu. Ko ingat dewi tu maksud die cantik je ke? Dewi yang macam dari kayangan yang kekononnye? Aduhhh bukan dik nonnnn. Nama pun lagik Dewi Remaja. Maksud sebenar, seorang Ikon kepada remaja remaja kat luar sono nooo. Yang berilmu dan bijaksana. Kenapa? Untuk membimbing anak-anak remaja yang kebanyakannya dah terkeluar dari landasan la. Dengan adanya platform pencarian ikon remaja masa kini, dapatlah diorang contohi ke arah kebaikan ye dak? *mandai je kak limah ni macam budak lulusan tadika gamoknye*

Kalau boleh, sebelum join tu kan.. check dulu teras ikon yang ada pada diri sendiri. Sertakanlah pakej yang betul betul lengkap. Cantik, bijak, rendah diri, berkeyakinan, sederhana, ikhlas, poyo. Ini ko join competition sebab nak glemer dan sebab ko memang dah glemer pahal? Dapat ape? Dok kedek-kedek dekat keek, dekat instagram, dekat twitter? Tak berinspirasi lansung. Tapi pertandingan Dewi Remaja yang dianjurkan tu pun memang aku tak tahu ape yang berinspirasinye. Nampak macam something em.. em.. susahla nak taip, keyboard hang tetibe *cabut cermin mate dan lempar ke dinding*

Sudahnye, baru basic interview dah gelabah. Dan mase tu lah kite boleh tengok IQ seseorang tu yang sebenarnyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hmm. 

Tapi sebenarnye memang susah nak cari orang cantik dengan brilliant IQ. Ada tu ada, tapi bukan kategori majoriti. More to minoriti. Kebanyakannye bile IQ dah beku, tayang rupa je lah mampu kan. Please ladies, wake up! Hari dah siang.. kahkah *tak lawak oke!* +_+

Oke student, teacher nak tanya.. siapa tak dapat jawab, teacher cabut bulu hidung masing masing oke.

MCM stands for what?

Munah : MINUMLAH COCOA MINDA! HAHAHA
*pangggggggg*

Oke sekian wabillahitaufikwalhidayahwassalamualaikumwarohmatullahiwabarokatuh!


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November 8, 2014

What's wrong with 'Mix Language's?'

Assalamualaikum and Hi my lovelettos.

Apa khabar si kiut kiut sekalian? Dah basuh baju? Kalau belum lepas ni pegi basuh. Ok?

Harini hakak curicuri mase untuk menulis sebab semalam mimpi spidermeng buat sarang dekat blog hakak yang dah macam ape ni. Macam ape? Macam segala macam lah :(

I'm not someone who have a lot of times to make over my blog and this is it! Still with the lame's look :D
But no worries, as long as it is still me, everything gonna be ok! Herkk

Actually guys, I think that I'm gonna wrote about 'Mix Language'. What's wrong with mixed language? My lecturer doing it too! Okay sorry Madam Jett for reveal your word, he he (mati aku lepas ni!) Okay okay, back to big title, anyway certain people tend to 'eww eww eyaksss tuih tuih lah kauu'  when they saw people with their writings or talks like a 'rerojak'. You know what is rerojak? Actually me not too. Because the real word is 'rojak' not rerojak. It just me who is the queen of add-on. My god my god my god! What happen to me? Stop being add-on queen, girl. Ok I'm try (T_T).

And.... rerojak language is like, ''Hey Minah! Where are you going sensorang cemtu? Aku nak follow you, boleh or not?", said Munah kepada Minah. It's quite disaster here. But at least, Munah know how to pronounce the word at the right sentences. Get it? No?? Ok.

However, if we can see from the positive side, at least we still know how to talk with this language and that language. So, it is a big deal? As long as people can understand what are you gonna to say, It's okay then. Right? What? No?? Okay whatever on your mind. I don't care. Just please don't be like a typical person.

When a few anon comments on my few posted that I put a few mix language there, they are quickly about to bash me and I'm just like "what a typical duck here. Are you out of your mind? are you can mix your language like I do? For sure not because you are just a duck who know how to quekk quekk from the pond, you don't know how to talk with the cow and also with the tiger language, that's why you're easy to be ngappppp and lost from this world"

As we know from the news, now our Malaysia tend to face with a lot of foreign client. What happen if you just can say 'welcome to Malayzsia'. How is the rest question that they would asking you later? How is your answer then? I bet you will never can talk with their language trough a clear tongue.

Don't you think you are the most special person if you can talk/write in a many language? It's an honor if we can write in other languages such as Philippines, Thailand, Mexico, Russia and so on. Kang aku tulih gune bahase Morocco kang kau memaki. Campo bahase Mlayu ngan Mat Salleh pun nak kecoh. Poyo betul!

So, please. I have no problem with people who can mix their words well. As long as I can understand what they are trying to say, I'm okay with it. Trust me, I'm not a typical. I'm just act like a tropical which is have a cool side here.. yes here! Where? Here.. #deepinmyheart (tu diaaaaa..)

Dot !



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June 25, 2014

I Miss Writing Back :(

Assalamualaikum honeydew honeydew semue.

It was a very long long long time I did not in to writing. And I received a lot of comments who awaiting my replies. I am very sorry for the inconvenience. Nowadays, there is lot of work that I have to focused on, until I got gastritis and serious headache. Thanks to all the positive comments and also the negative one. If you find out that my writing have no points, I invited you to click the (X) button up there.

I will active writing again once I have a chances.

Now, I got to go.

See yew soon :P
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October 12, 2013

Normal Life & Hurt To Life. Which One?

Assalamualaikum.

Hi peep peep peep's. How are you doing? I miss all the reader damn alot :(

A lil bit busy nowadays. A lot of things need to be settled. Many chaos has come up. It's tiring me badly. Have no time to spend for writing. It's really chaos.. chaos.. ugh really...... -____-'

I hope that there is something interesting to shared with you guys, but I think there's nothing interesting was happened here. Always have to pipe down my voice, just dig in with a lot of burden things in my head. It's stuck so hard -___-

And sometimes I got to lost idea who I am exactly? Yahhh damn stress.


It's better to live in a simple situation rather than live in a complicated situation. But... Life... it can be describes as a normal love and hurt to love. Normal love is actually a very hurt. Because you'll think you have a normal love without fight, quarrel and so on. You have no experience how to overcome any obstacles that will come over between your relationship. And at last you will end it with a bad injury in your heart. Huhh.. But guys, if we have a hurt to love, it is something like.... an antiseptic. You will hurt first, at the end you will found the antiseptic and you will treat it well and your love will be grow up better and more deeply. Same goes to weather have a normal life or have a hurt to life. Face it with sincerity.


I pray for a happiness to all people who wants a happiness moments in their life.

Dot !
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August 29, 2013

Short Imagination.

Assalamualaikum.

So. It's been a long-long-long-long-long time.. we not see each others via this social site. But, should I show up myself with this short imagination? haha. It is totally out of sense :D
Well, it's me. Sometimes I will comes with a super surprising. But sometimes I will comes with a super nonsense. kihkih.



Guys, sometimes.. this is the best way to teach manusia yang memerlukan kesedaran yang segera. haks.
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August 3, 2013

Aqualabel Product Review

Assalamualaikum.

Hawuu! Meet again! Oim Oim...

Lamenye terasa tak lepak dekat blog ni. Semakin kurang blogging, semakin kurang blogwalking. Eh? Hipotesis tak bleh pakai sungguh lahh. Sebenarnye kekangan masa yang tak mengizinkan. Tambah-tambah dah nak raye ni kan, lagilah bizi. Ape yang bizi pun aku tak tahulah. Bile adik aku jenguk bilik, die suke tanye ''Buat ape kak?'. Aku jawab lah, ''Bizi nihh!''. Lepas tu dengarlah suare menyindir tu, ''Asal tengok muke akak je bizi, asal sebut bizi je mesti muke akak. Bace novel aje pun....'' -___-

Ok fine!

Ada lagi 6 biji novel tak sempat habiskan. Sejak akhir-akhir ni kuat betul aku pesan novel. haha. Yelah, nanti takdelah dituduh sebagai manusia yang malas membace oleh 'sesetengah' orang tu. Tapi lain pulak hal nye, aku membace pun salah, tak membace pun salah. Bile aku cakap bizi tengah membace, masing-masing geleng kepale tengok aku bace novel. Jealous.. kut? hahaha. What? Korang pun geleng? Elehh, macam aku sorang je yang novel lover's. Cis! -____-'

Anyway, macam mane puasa everybody? Penuh? haha tak mampu la kan bagi we girl's ni nak penuh-penuh posenye tu. Cume setakat ni alhamdulillah masih bertahan, tapi esok-esok tak tahu lah cemane kisahnye ye dak? kikiki. :D

-End Intro-


So, sepanjang bulan pose ni a lot of energy yang semakin berkurang kan? Lepas tu rase lesu/pucat/penat/malas/tak larat/tired/exhausted.... Kenape? Sebab tak mengikut piawaian penjagaan kesihatan sepanjang bulan Ramadhan letteww. Orang kate minum air banyak, kau teguk dua gelas je sehari kenape? Segelas mase sahur, segelas mase bukak pose. What? Nak bagi kulit jadi macam kerak nasi ke? Hisss....

Harini aku nak buat review sikit tentang produk yang menarik perhatian aku lately, selain daripada Nutox.. of course. It is Aqualabel by Shiseido. Aqualabel ni merupakan produk penjagaan kulit yang menambahkan ketumpatan atau densiti kelembapan kulit. So, bagi yang kulit terasa sentiasa kering tu, Aqualabel ni the most better product to be try. Seriously. Product ni dah lame launch. Mase tahun 2007, kut.. kalau tak silap. Tapi pernah menjadi jenama No.1 selain SK2.

 Aqualabel product set. 

Like what we don't know, bagi orang yang beretnik Asia ni, kulit kite mudah terdedah dengan cahaya matahari kan. Dan tahu tak yang ultra-violet mampu menjahanamkan kulit pada tahap yang maksima. Kalau perasan dekat bahagian wajah tu ada bintik-bintik coklat tu ye lah tu kerosakkannye. Orang panggil jeragat. Dan yang pasti jeragat ni memang tak berape mampu untuk dihilangkan begitu sahaja. Hanya mampu untuk mengurangkan /memudarkan warnanya saje.

Ni nak bagi ilmu percuma ni, korang tahu tak? Tahap melanin orang Asia berada di antara tona kulit etnik Caucasian dan juga Hispanic? Etnik Caucasian ni macam yang korang tahulah kan, Eropah. Orang kulit putih. Sebab orang Malaysia ni pun ade yang kulit berwarna putih. Tu lah speselnye jadi orang Malaysia, semua warna ade. haha. Tapi itulah malasnye kulit putih ni, kalau tumbuh ape-ape cela sikit dekat kulit dah terus boleh nampak.

 etnik Caucasian - jeragat di sekitar hidung

Etnik Hispanic ni pulak adalah etnik Sepanyol atau lebih terang, etnik Latin. Alaa, yang korang tengok cite-cite telenovela dekat tv3 tu. Kalau penah tengok telenovela Ruby, haa macam tu lah kulit orang Latin. Tapi dengan adenye make-up, semua bintik boleh tutup. Kalau pandai jage kulit takdelah sampai boleh tumbuh jeragat banyak gitu, make-up pun tak payah berinci-inci tebalnye. Puncenye UV rays lah. Orang Latin ni die suke berjemur bahawa matahari. Jadi, itulah makan die.. jeragat!

 
 etnik Hispanic - jeragat di sekitar bawah mata

So, kat sini aku cume nak review 3 jenis produk Aqualabel yang aku rase macam 'penting' bagi cuace macam tempat kite. Entahlah, bagi aku, aku cume perlukan 3 jenis ni je kut. Kalau korang rase nak cube Aqualabel ni, bolehlah cube yang asas-asas die je. Macam facial cleanser, toner, cream dan sunblock die. Jangan risau, bahan die semua ringan. Dan mesra kulit. Ceh! ayat 'mesra' tu dah macam lain macam je khennn (0_o)

Lagipun nak raye ni kan, nak lah tampil 'manis-manis' sekali sekala, ye dak.

Check-in..

 

White Protect Milk UV

SPF 30 PA++
Blends instantly with no white residue, extremely lightweight and high moisture retention. It is powder free and does not containing UV ray diffusers.


 

Perfect Protect Milk UV

It has SPF 50 PA++, and is sweat + oil resistant. No special cleanser is required to remove product too!


Tak guna jugak kalau korang guna produk yang menghilangkan bintik gelap, tapi lupe tentang SPF. Ini kerana gabungan UVA dan UVB menggalakkan penghasilan pigmen sepanjang tahun. Untuk elakkan bintik baru muncul, korang perlukan krim tabir suria. Perlindungan UVB pulak ditentukan oleh tahap SPF. Lebih tinggi kandungan SPF, lebih berkuranglah bintik gelap anda. Gituu.

Harga dia dalam RM61.90 - masih mampu milik kennn :)




*Bright White Ex 

 

This is a highly recommended extra special care step, and it contains Lipidure, which is an exclusive ingredient in Shiseido’s Intensive Spots Targeting Essence. Khas untuk pudarkan jeragat/cela di wajah.

Contains m-transexamic acid, which soothes inflammation and inhibits excessive melanin production.
Also infuses skin with large amounts of moisture and strengthens skin’s functions with Hyaluronic Acid, Lipidure, and Moist Aqua Keeping Base. Glycyrrhizic acid deriavative promotes the recuperation of skin damanged by UV exposure.

Ini memang penting dalam proses pencerahan bintik gelap. Sebab ia ambil masa lebih kurang 2 bulan jugak untuk mencerahkan bintik gelap tu. Kenelah amalkan penjagaan yang sempurna supaya bintik baru tak muncul lagi.

Harga dia dalam RM79.90

Check-out !
 

Last but not least, Selamat Berpuasa dan Selamat Menyambut Hari Raya Aidil Fitri. Jemputlah datang rumah nanti :P


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